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    1. If you can't abort me, flush me in the toilet‏ @comoesestojusto 14 Apr 2020

      If you can't abort me, flush me in the toilet Retweeted Yeyo

      @eigenrobot Thoughts?https://twitter.com/RealYeyoZa/status/1250041136191877121 …

      If you can't abort me, flush me in the toilet added,

      Yeyo @RealYeyoZa
      Nice boys don't get to kiss pretty girls https://twitter.com/DegenRolf/status/1250038753953013762 …
      2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Apr 2020
      Replying to @comoesestojusto

      completely wrong nice boys crush it people just have weird ideas about what nice means

      8 replies 4 retweets 66 likes
    3. If you can't abort me, flush me in the toilet‏ @comoesestojusto 14 Apr 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      What do nice people do then so I can promptly appropriate it. I've already added facial expressions so they think I'm good at listening.

      2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Apr 2020
      Replying to @comoesestojusto

      Think about how other people feel and what you can do to make them feel better if thats what they want

      1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Apr 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @comoesestojusto

      eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

      heres a thread on paying compliments with broader implicationshttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1186471007546011650?s=19 …

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      eigenrobot @eigenrobot
      eigenrobots theory and practice of complimenting people!!!! a thread, inspired by a lovely metacompliment
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      1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
    6. If you can't abort me, flush me in the toilet‏ @comoesestojusto 14 Apr 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      I just seem to have a personality that gives the perception it's being constantly subverted. No one knows if I'm sarcastic or genuine. I do have the roasting personality and extreme introversion as consistent variables though even though I'm seemingly sociable enough for people

      2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
    7. Robot Bastard!‏ @Robot_Bastard 14 Apr 2020
      Replying to @comoesestojusto @eigenrobot

      the thing I've learned about roasting is that you have to know the person really really really *really* well and they have to know you really really really *really* well for roasting to be seen as fun rather than mean. (and most of the time people still don't see it as fun.)

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    8. Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜)‏ @liminal_warmth 14 Apr 2020
      Replying to @Robot_Bastard @comoesestojusto @eigenrobot

      Yeah, I used to do this a LOT and eventually realized that my attempts to connect via fun teasing were almost never fun for the other party Modifying that behavior except in rare cases with very good friends has been amazing for my relationships

      1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
    9. Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜)‏ @liminal_warmth 14 Apr 2020
      Replying to @liminal_warmth @Robot_Bastard and

      For some reason @eigenrobot still keeps me around despite being exempted from my minimal-roasting policy

      2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
    10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Apr 2020
      Replying to @liminal_warmth @Robot_Bastard @comoesestojusto

      I find roasting brings us closer I guess we started by tag-teaming Alissa that is a solid start to any friendship

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Apr 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @liminal_warmth and

      and she never slept with me so evidence against being a dick working!

      8:23 AM - 14 Apr 2020
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      • ian hines Robot Bastard! Liminal Warmth ❤ (📜,📜)
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        2. Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜)‏ @liminal_warmth 14 Apr 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @Robot_Bastard @comoesestojusto

          I’ve never wanted to sleep with anyone who was insulting me, even jokingly, ESPECIALLY in front of other people Ask yourself if you would, think about how it makes you feel Now project that feeling onto others you’re roasting

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Apr 2020
          Replying to @liminal_warmth @Robot_Bastard @comoesestojusto

          im genuinely impressed when women roast me catch me with that tsundere shit

          4 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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