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    1. bosco‏ @selentelechia 12 Apr 2020

      watched Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was this written by an incredibly horny woman???

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    2. bosco‏ @selentelechia 12 Apr 2020

      I've decided that this story is about how you don't get to be enlightened if you're a huge pussy and don't admit to yourself that you want to FUCK and HAVE BABIES dumb pining cowards

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    3. bosco‏ @selentelechia 12 Apr 2020

      you know why your meditation training hit a block, li mu bai??? it's because you took like TEN FUCKING YEARS to HOLD HER HAND

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    4. bosco‏ @selentelechia 12 Apr 2020

      every old person winking and elbowing them and they're staring at each other like 12 year olds in a gymnasium I felt a little sheepish about how fast I moved with @eigenrobot but at least I didn't PINE FOR A DECADE

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    5. Ed Rotski‏ @Advanced_COBOL 13 Apr 2020
      Replying to @selentelechia @eigenrobot

      It's a MOVIE

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Apr 2020
      Replying to @Advanced_COBOL @selentelechia

      I was also mad at realizing everyone in this movie except for Lo has the emotional competence of a two year old

      7:29 AM - 13 Apr 2020
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        1. Ed Rotski‏ @Advanced_COBOL 13 Apr 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          Go watch neon genesis evangelion and get back to me

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        1. petrified egg‏ @Przysuchy 13 Apr 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @Advanced_COBOL @selentelechia

          film is if anything toned down from book. genre convention is everyone in wuxia novels has regular intelligence *and* emotional intelligence of 2yo and it's very weird.

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        2. Ed Rotski‏ @Advanced_COBOL 13 Apr 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          Oh and you're really going to like "House of Flying Daggers"then

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        3. Ed Rotski‏ @Advanced_COBOL 13 Apr 2020
          Replying to @Advanced_COBOL @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          And while you're at it, "Hero".

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