They're the backbone of our society. What is the Western World if not one big cruise ship? And if the cruise ships sink (figuratively, financially) then our whole financial system also sinks (also figuratively). Without cruise ships we have nothing to dream for.
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They are the only thought that keeps us warm while toiling away in our offices and factories. We dream that one day our meagre savings will buy us passage onto a little piece of heaven floating on the high seas, where the cognac flows like wine and beautiful women attend to our
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every whim. Hilarious jokesters and the finest chefs are employed to entertain and delight us, craftsmen drawn from the purgatory of landlubbing wage-slavery and given this one chance to make their name among a nobler audience. It's the purest form of freedom and greatness.
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Without cruise ships we might as well all be dogs.
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Replying to @pattmayne @AlexGodofsky
1. Bless you 2. Its really interesting reading what other ppl make of cruise ships theyve always just seemed skeezy af to me
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Replying to @eigenrobot @pattmayne
cruise ships are a very relaxing hotel with a nice view where you will always get fairly nice food, and also most days you get to visit a new place and do some low effort sightseeing without having to actually deal with all the hassles of travel
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I am generally anti-vacation because vacations are a lot of work and I'd rather do not work during my not work time, but a cruise comes closest to making a vacation be not work
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Replying to @AlexGodofsky @pattmayne
if i wanted this "cruise ship experience" I would simply take heroin and look out my window at the lake and ask
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you can do everything but the heroin
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Replying to @selentelechia @eigenrobot and
she's already oppressing you and it's only been a few weeks
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Yeah sorry babe cant change me
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