actually I like cruises but I still don't see why we would ever consider bailing them out
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Replying to @AlexGodofsky @eigenrobot
If the cruise lines go out of business we're all fucked.
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Replying to @eigenrobot @AlexGodofsky
They're the backbone of our society. What is the Western World if not one big cruise ship? And if the cruise ships sink (figuratively, financially) then our whole financial system also sinks (also figuratively). Without cruise ships we have nothing to dream for.
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They are the only thought that keeps us warm while toiling away in our offices and factories. We dream that one day our meagre savings will buy us passage onto a little piece of heaven floating on the high seas, where the cognac flows like wine and beautiful women attend to our
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every whim. Hilarious jokesters and the finest chefs are employed to entertain and delight us, craftsmen drawn from the purgatory of landlubbing wage-slavery and given this one chance to make their name among a nobler audience. It's the purest form of freedom and greatness.
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Without cruise ships we might as well all be dogs.
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Replying to @pattmayne @AlexGodofsky
1. Bless you 2. Its really interesting reading what other ppl make of cruise ships theyve always just seemed skeezy af to me
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Replying to @eigenrobot @AlexGodofsky
1. Thanks! 2. You hate what you can't afford, because you're resentful. It's like the Greek play about the lemon tree, where two towns fought over a lemon tree, and the town that lost suddenly pretended that the lemon tree was evil and haunted, and that they'd banished it.
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2.1. Then they pretended to enjoy turnip juice, just to soothe their injured pride.
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I had never heard this story but it is extremely superior to the one about the grapes
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