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    1. Alex Godofsky‏ @AlexGodofsky 26 Mar 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      actually I like cruises but I still don't see why we would ever consider bailing them out

      2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
    2. Matt Payne‏ @pattmayne 26 Mar 2020
      Replying to @AlexGodofsky @eigenrobot

      If the cruise lines go out of business we're all fucked.

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Mar 2020
      Replying to @pattmayne @AlexGodofsky

      how do you figure 👀

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    4. Matt Payne‏ @pattmayne 27 Mar 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @AlexGodofsky

      They're the backbone of our society. What is the Western World if not one big cruise ship? And if the cruise ships sink (figuratively, financially) then our whole financial system also sinks (also figuratively). Without cruise ships we have nothing to dream for.

      2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
    5. Matt Payne‏ @pattmayne 27 Mar 2020
      Replying to @pattmayne @eigenrobot @AlexGodofsky

      They are the only thought that keeps us warm while toiling away in our offices and factories. We dream that one day our meagre savings will buy us passage onto a little piece of heaven floating on the high seas, where the cognac flows like wine and beautiful women attend to our

      1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
    6. Matt Payne‏ @pattmayne 27 Mar 2020
      Replying to @pattmayne @eigenrobot @AlexGodofsky

      every whim. Hilarious jokesters and the finest chefs are employed to entertain and delight us, craftsmen drawn from the purgatory of landlubbing wage-slavery and given this one chance to make their name among a nobler audience. It's the purest form of freedom and greatness.

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    7. Matt Payne‏ @pattmayne 27 Mar 2020
      Replying to @pattmayne @eigenrobot @AlexGodofsky

      Without cruise ships we might as well all be dogs.

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    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Mar 2020
      Replying to @pattmayne @AlexGodofsky

      1. Bless you 2. Its really interesting reading what other ppl make of cruise ships theyve always just seemed skeezy af to me

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    9. Matt Payne‏ @pattmayne 27 Mar 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @AlexGodofsky

      1. Thanks! 2. You hate what you can't afford, because you're resentful. It's like the Greek play about the lemon tree, where two towns fought over a lemon tree, and the town that lost suddenly pretended that the lemon tree was evil and haunted, and that they'd banished it.

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    10. Matt Payne‏ @pattmayne 27 Mar 2020
      Replying to @pattmayne @eigenrobot @AlexGodofsky

      2.1. Then they pretended to enjoy turnip juice, just to soothe their injured pride.

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Mar 2020
      Replying to @pattmayne @AlexGodofsky

      I had never heard this story but it is extremely superior to the one about the grapes

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