I have this problem where I can't stop thinking about the plague because I need to finish fixing every security hole but I'm tired of fixing security holes
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At my old job there was a 20 year old idiot kid that told me his wiccan girlfriend made a spell to send rain to put out the amazon rainforest fires and inadvertently caused Hurricane Dorian. I wish I was making this up.
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what's fun about this that there was, in fact, massive flooding after a huge rain when this happened ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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enjoy!
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1000 thanks to the humanitarian witches for being considerate spellcasters and not flooding the country out of zeal
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We have to be playful and bring the joy now because nothing else will shepherd us through this time of grim misery Rain flowers and happiness to grit through tides of darkness
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we are now playing a game where we're converting the thing into short poems, please join inhttps://twitter.com/sashachapin/status/1243045744665223168?s=20 …
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this is how most theology reads to me
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I had a witch (I guess) hiding in plain sight straighten my back when I was young and she spout out an enormous amount of phlegm during it. Also the method worked.
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