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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Mar 2020

    Ok so I was upset earlier because everything is about the plague and I want other Content on this site so here you are then the purest post on the Internet, from simpler timeshttps://www.reddit.com/r/witchcraft/comments/eqxq2t/the_problem_with_witches_manifesting_rain/ …

    10:10 PM - 25 Mar 2020
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    • risate Bharath Reddy midwitness Cj bellows χτύπα με με αυτό Limes halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ J🌻 unique indemnifier
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      1. Pumpkin-Spice Adjunction‏ @interpretantion 25 Mar 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I have this problem where I can't stop thinking about the plague because I need to finish fixing every security hole but I'm tired of fixing security holes

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      1. Wicked Crispy‏ @WickedCrispy 25 Mar 2020
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        At my old job there was a 20 year old idiot kid that told me his wiccan girlfriend made a spell to send rain to put out the amazon rainforest fires and inadvertently caused Hurricane Dorian. I wish I was making this up.

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      1. helen germain! (615/1k songs)‏ @nuanceexists 25 Mar 2020
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        what's fun about this that there was, in fact, massive flooding after a huge rain when this happened ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Mar 2020

        enjoy!

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      1. high-tech low-life‏ @polytr0pe 25 Mar 2020
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        1000 thanks to the humanitarian witches for being considerate spellcasters and not flooding the country out of zeal

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      1. Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜)‏ @liminal_warmth 25 Mar 2020
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        We have to be playful and bring the joy now because nothing else will shepherd us through this time of grim misery Rain flowers and happiness to grit through tides of darkness

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      1. QC‏ @QiaochuYuan 25 Mar 2020
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        QC Retweeted Sasha Chapin

        we are now playing a game where we're converting the thing into short poems, please join inhttps://twitter.com/sashachapin/status/1243045744665223168?s=20 …

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        Replying to @QiaochuYuan @eigenrobot @liminal_warmth
        The problem with witches manifesting rain Like cold-rolled steel on the burning plain Is the powder’s refusal of the water’s embrace Which then with a shrug drowns the young human race
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      2. golden phantom (50(1 + sqrt(5))/100)‏ @realjdburn 25 Mar 2020
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        this is how most theology reads to me

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      3. If you can't abort me, flush me in the toilet‏ @comoesestojusto 25 Mar 2020
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        I had a witch (I guess) hiding in plain sight straighten my back when I was young and she spout out an enormous amount of phlegm during it. Also the method worked.

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