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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Mar 2020

      trump is fucking this conference up i think hes gotta go

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Mar 2020

      wonder how better markets look last week hm

      9:43 AM - 20 Mar 2020
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Mar 2020

          basically when there is a crisis there is a Script for the president to follow everyone knows this even if not explicitly he is fucking up the ritual if he even knows it exists think trump was probably an effective politician in normal times but he knows only one weird trick

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Mar 2020

          if your having trouble parsing this the ritual begins by grimly intoning "My Fellow Americans" you know the rest

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        4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Mar 2020

          eigenrobot Retweeted  🥚Winifred J. Oathill 🥛

          this is an interesting point and I'm mulling it over Obama never had a crisis in the same way I wonder if Bush II overused the trope and killed it to an extenthttps://twitter.com/792x33/status/1241045149096054790?s=19 …

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           🥚Winifred J. Oathill 🥛 @792x33
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          Bush did the "my fellow Americans" ritual so many times I'm ready to throw up over it. It does nothing good.
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        5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Mar 2020

          but when he did early on--right after 9/11--it was incredibly effective at generating a coordinated response to the crisis an ultimately terrible and stupid response that ended with torture facilities in Iraq for some reason but coordinated nonetheless

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        6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Mar 2020

          bush ii was just much much better at this iirc until Katrina he just didn't have press conferences where reporters were queued up to shred him wonder if trump by just not giving pressers never figured out how to do this effectively hm. or he killed pressers bc hes bad at it 🤔

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        7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Mar 2020

          anywaypic.twitter.com/3QwveWsywG

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        8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Mar 2020

          postscript did we ever close fucking Guantanamo

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        9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Mar 2020

          god dammitpic.twitter.com/SaJKPRoat1

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        10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Mar 2020

          eigenrobot Retweeted Oliver Darcy

          ugh back to original subject this is where trump just fucking sucks this is the most softball-ass question "What do you say to Americans who are scared?" Boy too bad no one else has ever said anything on this subject to the American people in a crisishttps://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/1241041500936568838?s=19 …

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          NBC's @PeterAlexander asks Trump what he'd say to Americans who are frightened. Trump goes on rant against Alexander, says he asked a "nasty question," calls him a "terrible reporter" and attacks NBC and Comcast. pic.twitter.com/vZAk3M4mqR
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        11. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Mar 2020

          Besides alluding to THAT there are a dozen good answers and all of them make you look like a goddamn statesman If you can't deliver even one you have no business leading a nursery much less the fucking United States of America

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        12. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Mar 2020

          reference for folks abroadhttps://youtu.be/nHFTtz3uucY 

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