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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Mar 2020

      Recent stages: - Fear (late Jan, Feb) - Grim determination (Early March) - Anger (now) Anger is interesting @selentelechia and I have been yelling at each other (cooperatively) all night we are Mad

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Mar 2020

      things about which we are Angery in no particular order 1. Absolute fucking incompetence of media all up, @asymmetricinfo (pbuh) excluded 2. Senators B--- et all not being banished to Siberia 3. China 4. (1) abbeting (3) 5. FDA and CDC more or less existing

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Mar 2020

      we have been discussing government staffing changes to be implemented after executing a coup

      9:40 PM - 19 Mar 2020
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Mar 2020

          special shout-out to the entire fucking culture war industry for managing in the course of a few days to pivot this disaster back to that comfortable well-trod territory that brings in the clicks I don't know how but if I figure it out heads, pikes, wall

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Mar 2020

          eigenrobot Retweeted הרמיז

          this is an object level account until further notice I am lividhttps://twitter.com/Aryeh___/status/1240862537488293888?s=19 …

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          הרמיז @hormeze
          Replying to @hormeze @eigenrobot @selentelechia
          this is officially a madpost i am a bit tipsy and the RSO is kicking in i am enraged by the lack of clear information i am livid at my government ive never felt so godamn object level infuriated the lives of my loved ones are threatened i feel cornered fuck you virus
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Mar 2020
          Replying to @RhodieRodden

          more of an ongoing process I think

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Mar 2020
          Replying to @PontiacGunfire

          pour encourager les autres

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        1. A. S. "may have been obtained through hacking"‏ @LoCtrl 19 Mar 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Rule 1: the supreme leader must have a whole (unbroken) nose.

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        2. Connor Harris‏ @cmhrrs 19 Mar 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Dismiss the entire CDC and FDA; rehire at one-third the previous staffing levels via a competitive exam in pure mathematics

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Mar 2020
          Replying to @cmhrrs

          we were going to draft @slatestarcodex to run both entirely himself which would be awful for his anxiety but we figured as supreme ruler of US health he could prescribe himself whatever he wanted

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        2. bigbadbob234‏ @bigbadbob234 19 Mar 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          better and more fun (imo) to discuss policy than personalities. how does staff get picked? how does staff get removed? how do the incentives stay good (or at least not bad)?

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Mar 2020
          Replying to @bigbadbob234

          were just appointing ppl from Twitter

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