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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Mar 2020

    eigenrobot Retweeted Jonathan Aul (Vax'd. You?)

    thank god Mitigate American Garlic Acquisitionhttps://twitter.com/mudshark58/status/1240748435373867009 …

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    Jonathan Aul (Vax'd. You?) @mudshark58
    Replying to @UrsulaV @ExceedinglyGay
    The majority of the world's garlic crop is grown in China. China usually exports about 80% of what the rest of us use, and that supply has been cut off for several weeks now.
    2:23 PM - 19 Mar 2020
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    • Cage thinkagainer Challenger Planetary Defense Jake Mahon W kzl MePostingMyL'sOnline If you can't abort me, flush me in the toilet
    15 replies 3 retweets 58 likes
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Mar 2020

        So I'm basically able to like maybe 1 in 10 tweets Seems completely random Thought it might be user-level but no Some stick and some don't What is going on? 🤔🤔

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Mar 2020

        what the hell does this mean? seen it a few times last 24h expect twitter is under a Ton of strain probablypic.twitter.com/RPN2KLZQzF

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      1. tweeting from nancy pelosi's desk chair‏ @rareandradiant 19 Mar 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        [screams in italian]

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      2. mechanical monk‏ @mechanical_monk 19 Mar 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        First it was yud hating onions, now this. Smdh

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      3. Matt "jira delenda est" Olson‏ @arachnocapital2 19 Mar 2020
        Replying to @mechanical_monk @MechanicalMonk1 @eigenrobot

        now that prop's off the internet someone has to take up the Bad Food Takes banner

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      1.  👩🏻‍💻‏ @DanielleFong 19 Mar 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        at least we can plant stuff. we need to plant milkweed, people! this is a message from the butterflies! 🦋 i've been here -- it's magical. @ballofgamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBakLuH6kDY&t=1s …

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      1. Juan Shot Male (rare)‏ @OneShota1 19 Mar 2020
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        Ppl have forgotten the Gilroy garlic festival shooting many media cycles ago. The motives become clear when you put big ch*nese garlic into play.

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      2. Recently Converted Ronanist‏ @Bugs_Meany 19 Mar 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        ok now im panicking

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      3. Paul Hundred, GED‏ @paul_hundred 19 Mar 2020
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        Stretch your garlic supplies thin, make it lastpic.twitter.com/LGM0crn443

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      1. Eli Sennesh‏ @EliSennesh 19 Mar 2020
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        This makes me so goddamn glad I bought a giant jar of minced garlic last grocery run. And keep garlic powder in the spice drawer. And probably have some fresh garlic somewhere.

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