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    1. Starfish Who Just Wants To Grill‏ @IRHotTakes 18 Mar 2020

      Starfish Who Just Wants To Grill Retweeted Eric Richards

      Not going to lie, I am honestly at a loss of what to do with this account and am considering deleting it altogether because the contradictions are getting to be a bit much.https://twitter.com/EricRichards22/status/1240272144438829056 …

      Starfish Who Just Wants To Grill added,

      Eric Richards @EricRichards22
      Replying to @IRHotTakes
      Pretty powerful cartoon starfish, when you've got Columbia profs listening to you...
      19 replies 0 retweets 88 likes
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    2. Starfish Who Just Wants To Grill‏ @IRHotTakes 18 Mar 2020

      Is it a serious account? A shitposting account? Both? Neither? Who knows?

      3 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
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    3. Starfish Who Just Wants To Grill‏ @IRHotTakes 18 Mar 2020

      All I know is that I spent my life up until my mid-20s trying to impress Serious People to get me a foot in the door and for some inexplicable reason, good grades, solid resume, etc. didn't do the trick but but a throwaway account I made ended up getting me contacts.

      1 reply 2 retweets 64 likes
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    4. Starfish Who Just Wants To Grill‏ @IRHotTakes 18 Mar 2020

      But now that the damned thing took off, I feel like a performing monkey in a panopticon who has to somehow be edgy or funny or bold enough for the important people to give me the likes and follows but without pissing any of them off.

      2 replies 1 retweet 50 likes
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    5. Starfish Who Just Wants To Grill‏ @IRHotTakes 18 Mar 2020

      It's stressful, it isn't fun, and I feel like a coward and a hypocrite.

      3 replies 1 retweet 28 likes
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    6. Starfish Who Just Wants To Grill‏ @IRHotTakes 18 Mar 2020

      But I feel like I can't leave because it's the only way I've ever stood out enough to make contacts with a wide variety of useful and interesting people.

      2 replies 0 retweets 31 likes
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    7. Starfish Who Just Wants To Grill‏ @IRHotTakes 18 Mar 2020

      So now it's like I'm a hostage to myself or something.

      5 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 18 Mar 2020
      Replying to @IRHotTakes

      transcend the maskpic.twitter.com/sjBMp7iNoq

      10:10 AM - 18 Mar 2020
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      • eden Buanderie 不動智 - TechnoPrimitives 🌀 Starfish Who Just Wants To Grill nicole ruiz (📜,📜 )
      0 replies 3 retweets 17 likes

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