This seems incredible but I learned last night that some people just tense their muscles for hours when they get stressed so I'm open to believing I GUESS?
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you can eat pop tarts right out of the wrapper
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You just saved lives, mister.
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cooking is like... not hard
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I mean if all else fails you can like just eat peanut butter or something? I mean or just throw everything in a pot and boil it for an hour
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poor availability of stuff at the grocery store presents a great opportunity to make stews of random bullshit and see how it goes
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and anyway you don't need to know to cook in order to have something to survive
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i mean, what? you do not need to know how to cook to eat food from a grocery store.
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they sell, like, microwavable food. and prepackaged snacks. and stuff you can eat out of a can. and prebaked loaves of bread.
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Yes. "Sex and the City" was basically a documentary.
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