not having an open relationship is a flex
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how's that not work?
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no momey

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time travel is flex.
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not thinking about it too much is a flex
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broke: it's turtles all the way down woke: it's signaling all the way down bespoke: it's flexing all the way down
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no protection
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Having kids and not needing to swab them to know they're yours is the ultimate relationship flex.
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Overpondering the boundaries of what constitutes a flex is a flex.
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