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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Mar 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted Rep. Haley Stevens

      the two gendershttps://twitter.com/RepHaleyStevens/status/1235984811438809092 …

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      Rep. Haley StevensVerified account @RepHaleyStevens
      Your congressional office is not your private home. It is a public space. This behavior is threatening and unacceptable. I feel unsafe with this in my place of work. I have been in contact with the Sergeant at Arms to express my concerns. https://twitter.com/RepKenBuck/status/1235944686910660609 …
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Mar 2020

      what if we compromise and let congressmen fight on the floor but only using edged weapons

      9:47 PM - 6 Mar 2020
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      • David W. Hankins Nate Johnston zywiec Fifty, Foul, A Sly Drunk Kalani Jeff alth1u (due to inflation) (🤸,🤸) PUNISHED ARMADILLO Dr. Lila Fontes, mosquito feast
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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Mar 2020

          senators may retain use of their traditional gutta-percha per precedent

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Mar 2020
          Replying to @bronzebarbarian

          those are for clerics aka judges

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        1. Matt Thompson‏ @mvthomster 6 Mar 2020
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          Knives

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        1. reptilian thinker‏ @imaginary_nums 6 Mar 2020
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          i have been saying for a long time that at least medieval peasants might get lucky and see their lords head get axed by the neighboring lord

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        1. Raccoon Twink (female)‏ @CrisprChild 6 Mar 2020
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          Filibusters, but you can only stay as long as you can defend your position at the podium.

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        1. Nate Johnston‏ @cloudnativenate 7 Mar 2020
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          Jeff Sessions: wolverine claws Susan Collins: falchion Chuck Schumer: bastard sword Lisa Murkowski: shuriken Diane Feinstein: bayonet on blunderbuss Kamala Harris: cavalry sabre Marco Rubio: katana Rick Scott: air guitar Tammy Duckworth: boar spear Joni Ernst: bayonet on AR-15

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