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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 4 Mar 2020

      twitter feels undignified not sure I like this

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 4 Mar 2020

      what if th good thing is good

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 4 Mar 2020

          what if we decided the bad thing was good for so long we forgot how to have the good thing

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 5 Mar 2020

          what if we never had the good thing but at least you could acknowledge the possibility of it or if not that, the desirability and failing that at least that it might be better than pretending that the bad thing was worth living for

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        4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 5 Mar 2020

          what if the good thing just stopped being good

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        1. Byakkotacotaco‏ @RummaTumTums 4 Mar 2020
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          These are the questions we don't usually allow ourselves to ask ourselves, but damnit I'm glad someone is asking ourselves this

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        1. レザロックス‏ @rezzealaux 5 Mar 2020
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          Haha yeah man, what if. Just imagine.https://twitter.com/rezzealaux/status/1226232221591195648 …

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          Crime scene reconstruction: A: I want to do X A: [causes NotX] B: Aha! So wanting to do X causes NotX! Result of throwing out teleology: Not knowing where you want to go means you get lost even more. Countermeasure: - A was a liar. - Liars should be identified and eliminated.
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