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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Feb 2020

      spent my evening unsuccessfully begging a relative to hire an attorney, on my dime even i was made to understand theyve "got it under control" how is your slide to utter despair over your inability to help those close to you going

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Mar 2020

      two weeks later, considering telling them I'm not going to talk about this further unless they get an attorney I don't think it matters what anyone says theyre just going to do whatever they land on spinning some incomprehensible random number generator

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Mar 2020

      how do you convince someone who is ten years older than you are, with some kind of neurodivergence, that they are being an absolute fucking idiot and need to stop doing what theyre apparently set on doing I dont see this happening I guess I dont need to watch it happen

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    4. The End Times‏ @TheAgeofShoddy 2 Mar 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      Not an attorney in your state, can’t give legal advice, etc. but let me know if I can help. One idea: the firm I work for will sometimes ghost-write for people who want to remain in pro per for whatever reason; perhaps your guy would go for that option?

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Mar 2020
      Replying to @TheAgeofShoddy

      Oh maybe. I could ask. Anything would be better at this point. Thank you.

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    6. The End Times‏ @TheAgeofShoddy 2 Mar 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      I hope it helps. I’ll see if I can think of anything else, free resources which might help, etc. Very generally, what kind of matter is it (if you don’t mind saying)?

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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Mar 2020
      Replying to @TheAgeofShoddy

      Hard to say because I don't trust his renditions of the story which frequently change and universally exculpate him Had his license suspended for not paying a ticket but maybe he'd paid it, got pulled over for reckless driving probably, cops saw suspension, . . . etc

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    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Mar 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @TheAgeofShoddy

      guess he drove off after they told him to not drive and they arrested him, there may be multiple charges details are very unclear to me but he's been emailing the DA trying to get it "straightened out" also he works as a courier so losing his license would be Bad

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    9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Mar 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @TheAgeofShoddy

      I think the main issue is that he's basically unreliable in his stories so it's not clear what's going on and also he refuses to take any suggestions for course changes as anything but personal attacks

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Mar 2020
      Replying to @MMdigg13 @TheAgeofShoddy

      not really the issue :/

      4:47 PM - 2 Mar 2020
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 2 Mar 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @MMdigg13 @TheAgeofShoddy

          basically imagine a sort of smart and well-meaning but deeply, subtly, socially disordered adult probably not the kind of case you have in mind -_-

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