22/ Morrowind What if we made a really awesome and engaging and rich fantasy world with an amazing storyline and then failed to tell players how to start the main quest or give them any map indicators? Players love directions like "turn left at the weird looking rock", right?
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23/ Knights of the Old Republic Bioware HQ: "Let's make an awesome game with a great story and four open locations wrapping up in a fifth final one with some kind of Chosen One twist." "Great idea, Jim. What else ya got?" "Uh. Nothing. Let's just keep doing that forever."
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24/ Earthworm Jim "Okay, okay. Hear me out: What if an earthworm finds some kind of magical scifi suit and goes on a metaphysical quest through crazy worlds?" "Okay... What's his name?" "Uh... Jim." "Look, man. We're really starting to get concerned about your acid use..."
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25/ Street Fighter II Cringey cultural 80s stereotypes from every country across the world engage in back-alley streetfights and GOD DAMNIT JIM STOP CORNER TRAPPING ME
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26/ Grand Theft Auto 3 "Wouldn't it be fun if we made a game with all of the necessary ingredients to single-handedly cause an American moral panic?"
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27/ Unreal Tournament Congratulations: You now have the words "HEAD SHOT" and "KILLING SPREE" delivered via a deep, gravelly voice, forever embedded in your psyche
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28/ Tetris Drop blocks into a well until your eyes bleed Is it fun? Does it matter? It's not like you're going to stop
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29/ Starcraft II Strategy game? No, this is just a race to see who can maximize their keystrokes per minute fastest.
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30/ Hearthstone "Wizards of the Coast clearly doesn't have their digital CCG shit together despite sitting on this market for decades so why don't we just eat their lunch?"
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Jeez, 53 likes? Okay wow, let's see what I haven't done yet.
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