10/ Fallout 1 A brave explorer sets out on the most epic fetch quest ever and eventually risks his neck to save his people, only to eventually be kicked out of his crappy commune. The real friends were the iguana sticks he ate along the way.
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11/ Fallout 3 Remember how good Fallout 1 and 2 were? What if we took out all the story nuance and interesting choices and made a dumbed-down first person shooter with none of the zany Southwestern charm inherent to the franchise? People will buy it either way, we're Bethesda
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12/ Fallout 4 Man, Fallout 3 sold really well. Let's make it even more of a dumbed-down shooter with a bad storyline, and uh... hey you know what game is awesome? The Sims. Let's add that in too.
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13/ Dark Souls A game that teaches you that dying is good by exploiting your need to kill that one fucking skeleton who keeps murdering you and eventually triggering Stockholm syndrome
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14/ Factorio Why do we even need to make a game? Let's just literally let these people optimize supply chains. A lifetime of corporate drudgery will cause them to love this.
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15/ Dwarf Fortress Ignore the fact that you're literally watching ASCII characters flow around your screen and manipulating the most inscrutable UI ever. Appreciate the majesty of the deepest game ever, where even your dwarves' pets have deep feelings about becoming alcoholics.
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16/ Chrono Cross The game might be a shameless cash grab with only tenuous ties to its predecessor and a dramatically inferior and confusing storyline, but it DOES have 40 more characters than you'll ever bother using.
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17/ Super Mario World "So this plumber eats mushrooms to get bigger and feathers to fly through the air and flowers to shoot fire out of his hands and he rides a dinosaur and fights turtles..." "What even IS this pitch? Are you on acid?" "Yeah. Quite a lot." "Cool. Ship it."
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18/ Earthbound "Okay, well you'll LOVE my next pitch then. What if we gave a regular suburban kid WAY too much acid, told him he had to save the world, and then sent him to wander around the woods with four friends for a while?" "Love that too. You're on fire today, Jim."
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19/ Lunar: Silver Star Story A unremarkably generic anime movie with breaks for grinding in between the cutscenes.
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