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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Feb 2020

    eigenrobot Retweeted Thinkwert

    still wonder about the baseball thinghttps://twitter.com/Thinkwert/status/1231718409093689344 …

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    Thinkwert @Thinkwert
    Reading old @eigenrobot tweets and there was definitely a point he metamorphosized from “ordinary smart normie” to “wizard of the obscure and astonishing take.” https://twitter.com/Thinkwert/status/1231667573105864709 … pic.twitter.com/CESXMoKRVT
    3:57 PM - 23 Feb 2020
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    • Inveterate Economist Elam Bend fail_sun (reconstituting…) Emil J Tywoniak eris Captain Shortbread
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      1. Hervey "Mark Mollineaux" Okkles  🦀 🚰‏ @bufordsharkley 23 Feb 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Midway's MLB Slugfest used this as the central game dynamic

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      2. golden phantom (50(1 + sqrt(5))/100)‏ @realjdburn 23 Feb 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        because they're pretty good at ducking and they carry giant clubs

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      3. golden phantom (50(1 + sqrt(5))/100)‏ @realjdburn 23 Feb 2020
        Replying to @realjdburn @eigenrobot

        though of course there was doc ellishttps://theundefeated.com/features/pittsburgh-pirates-pitcher-dock-ellis-threw-a-no-no-while-high-on-lsd/ …

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      1. Password is Taco‏ @pw_is_taco1 23 Feb 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        this but about stealing signs-- why don't they just make it legal? current problem solved

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      1. Roland THTG‏ @Roland_THTG 23 Feb 2020
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        Not a lie, players are pissed enough about the Astros cheating, they might just try this year.

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      2. the count of monte crypto‏ @turrible_tao 23 Feb 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Funny u should mention Venezuela cuz I know a little something abt that....

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Feb 2020
        Replying to @turrible_tao

        oh?

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      2. the count of monte crypto‏ @turrible_tao 23 Feb 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Also don't forget I knew u from beginning and PERSONALLY was responsible for u mixing more with other weirdos!!

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      3. patrick‏ @TN_Patricoa 23 Feb 2020
        Replying to @turrible_tao @eigenrobot

        Weaponizing is the word. Weaponizing.

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      1. Look up Knuffelberen‏ @poiThePoi 23 Feb 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        1) Murder is wrong and will get your championship stripped ala the current Houston thing 2) Pitchers have to hit _too_, and slamming a... enthusiastic pitcher with a fastball is a traditional way of telling him to stop hitting people with baseballs, you redacted.

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