new EA cause area: finding the infant Antichrist and shipping him to Omelas
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new EA cause: invent time travel to reap massive gains from intertemporal trade the Present will exchange technology, medicine, and industrial armaments for the Past's rich supply of cheap labor, biodiversity, and functional culture and sense of meaning
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new EA cause area: researching an effective means of communicating with the departed so that we can resolve most murder cases
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new EA cause area: invent a device that can reach into the depths of time and replicate audio of past unrecorded conversations to solve historical mysteries and also let us cancel anyone whose ever said anything Naughty in private
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new EA cause area: develop a reliable method for detecting p-zombies and use them as forced organ donors for people who experience qualia
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new EA cause area: develop qualia transplant technology to ensoul p-zombies remaining p-zombies will naturally band together to oppose this cultural genocide this conflict will be resolved by program described in previous tweet
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eigenrobot Retweeted Christopher Reighley
new AN cause area: forced sterilization except for p-zombieshttps://twitter.com/reighleyc/status/1184834681692278784?s=19 …
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eigenrobot Retweeted niftierideology
new EA cause area:https://twitter.com/niftierideology/status/1191433421039398912?s=19 …
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new EA cause area: identifying individuals who are likely to go to Heaven and killing them immediately to maximize their utility, while indefinitely extending the lives of the damned to spare them the fires of Hell
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Yes! Even better!
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Replying to @eigenrobot @marcavis
Literally identifying individuals who might go to heaven and beheading them. I've got apocalyptic thoughts on my mind too. https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/da10/907e1a5b5b1dd14942e0f1b01399f69be921.pdf …
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