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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Feb 2020

      fun trick go shopping in a hazmat suit its not illegal but I bet it would cause a stir

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Feb 2020

      I used to survey laboratories for radioisotope spills and I'd walk around in a lab coat with a clip board and a Geiger counter people would just bunch up the against the walls when id get into elevators

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    3. David‏ @atonal440 13 Feb 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      Sounds fun, ever find any?

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Feb 2020
      Replying to @atonal440

      oh yeah there are stories best one was a routine survey of the geology building lab on the first floor applied to use something or other, we went in and found really high background gamma radiation eventually we tracked it to the fourth floor which was HOT

      2 replies 1 retweet 19 likes
    5. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz 13 Feb 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @atonal440

      i accidentally contaminated my labmate's purse once she then managed to run afoul of some security types scanning the subway with a geiger counter she was not pleased with me

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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Feb 2020
      Replying to @halvorz @atonal440

      P32?

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    7. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz 13 Feb 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @atonal440

      bingo we had the ghetto-est setup for doing radioassays you can imagine, it was basically impossible not to spill screaming hot buffer all over the place

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    8. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz 13 Feb 2020
      Replying to @halvorz @eigenrobot @atonal440

      anyway i after that i became the lab radiation safety officer the labmate i irradiated set the lab on fire once she was the fire safety officer set a thief to catch a thief, is what i always say

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Feb 2020
      Replying to @halvorz @atonal440

      i miss the hilarious safety and health violations in bio labs I will admit i did have a good time with that

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        1. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz 13 Feb 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @atonal440

          i have to wear SHOES in my new lab its bullshit

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        2. Analytic Valley Girl Chris‏ @ChrisExpTheNews 13 Feb 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @halvorz @atonal440

          Were there dead carcasses rats in your fume hoods too? Because I complained about those, but...

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Feb 2020
          Replying to @ChrisExpTheNews @halvorz @atonal440

          not exactly we did have a walk in freezer in an unlit abandoned underground parking garage in which we stored boxes full of hot carcasses while they decayed you had to walk through a series of tunnels to get their probably spookiest part of the job

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        2. Sunglass 2020 Night Mode Edition  🌑‏ @SunglassPri 13 Feb 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @halvorz @atonal440

          We never worked with anything more dangerous than 0.5M caustic solution so the grad students at the biochemistry lab I worked with never gave two shits about PPE during a normal day.

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        3. Sunglass 2020 Night Mode Edition  🌑‏ @SunglassPri 13 Feb 2020
          Replying to @SunglassPri @eigenrobot and

          I’ll never forget the Paul Revere ride one of them made around to the lab rooms the day the safety officer was doing inspections he came running breathless into the doorway with jorts and a half-buttoned lab coat on, “BARB IS COMING!!”

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        2. loaded dice genetic gambler‏ @SilverVVulpes 14 Feb 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @halvorz @atonal440

          I'm a nerd that has never worked in anything more dangerous that your typical BSL-2 tissue culkture lab but I'll never forget the one tube whose content's could absolutely kill you within the hour(s) of drinking it having to label, just permanent marker with TOXIC !

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        3. ice9‏ @__ice9 14 Feb 2020
          Replying to @SilverVVulpes @eigenrobot and

          Hmm even in terms of pastimes, that's like half of anything useful for e.g. metalwork. More concerned about minimizing risks from contact hazards and toxic fumes/vapors/gases. The latter are remarkably common in high temperature materials processing.

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