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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Feb 2020

    eigenrobot Retweeted Marina Marraco

    hes a fool he cant keep it up the whole flight and regardless his arm will be so sore hell lose an entire week of masturbationhttps://twitter.com/MarinaMarraco/status/1227709791172206593 …

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    Marina MarracoVerified account @MarinaMarraco
    This video has the internet legitimately divided . Dude is in the last seat on the plane. Seat doesn’t recline. Hers does. And she reclines. He’s upset, and is punching her seat incessantly— so she records. Who is right?! Who is wrong?! See you at 7p on #FOX5LION @fox5dc pic.twitter.com/jjjTLLwvEc
    11:23 AM - 13 Feb 2020
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    • zywiec BEAST Jacques Cîroc habez RightTrak Angus Scruffff Bharath Reddy Lucrezia Borgia
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Feb 2020

        smdh at ppl arguing about whether he was in the right grasshopper that was entirely the point of this tweet have you learned nothing????? argue not about what everyone else argues argue about things tangential to those things that make base level arguers really uncomfortable

        4 replies 0 retweets 49 likes
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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Feb 2020

        "reclining is Good reclining is bad he's a sociopath he's a freedom fighter" WHO CARES the only questions you should be asking are those tonally related to "how will this affect his ability to jerk off tomorrow"

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      4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Feb 2020

        eigenrobot Retweeted Science Banana

        here is a helpful diagram for navigating these situationshttps://twitter.com/literalbanana/status/1192166853080039424?s=19 …

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        Science Banana @literalbanana
        I’m excited that I won even though it was an honor just to be nominated. Please buy my twitter strategy guide: pic.twitter.com/lRcFhHzULf
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      2. Paul Hundred, GED‏ @paul_hundred 13 Feb 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Step back from the ledge, eigen

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      3. Reginald P. Grant‏ @ReginaldPGrant 13 Feb 2020
        Replying to @paul_hundred @eigenrobot

        Clearly this is a price he prefers to the embarrassment of politely asking her to not lean back. . .

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Emergent of System‏ @systemergent 13 Feb 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        - I deserve. - Ha, on the on the contrary, I deserve. - I think you'll find you are mistaken, and that I deserve. - Au contraire, indeed it is I who am the deserving one.

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      2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 13 Feb 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        repent of your pro-fap ideology embrace the trad side

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Coder, CoderDyne Clown Computing‏ @CoderInCrisis 13 Feb 2020
        Replying to @MorlockP @eigenrobot

        Trad-fap? 🤔

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      2. eris‏ @erin_nerung 13 Feb 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        he could just use his leg why doesnt he push her seat with his foot the weight of the leg + angle would make this effortless i really need to start offering lectures on how to produce maximum annoyance for people i the Wrong for minimum cost of those in the Right

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      3. Christopher Reighley‏ @reighleyc 13 Feb 2020
        Replying to @erin_nerung @eigenrobot

        He needs the leverage. He has to hit the headrest if he wants to really bug her.

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