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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Sep 2019

      eigenrobot Retweeted NowThis

      some cop's are dumb enough to leave their body cameras on when they plant Drugs on people before arresting them not all cops are this dumb good luck fighting this in courthttps://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1174572076629483520?s=19 …

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      3:57
      NowThisVerified account @nowthisnews
      Bodycam footage shows this cop repeatedly planting drugs during traffic stops. He now faces felony charges. pic.twitter.com/QV66KoOMRW
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Sep 2019

      eigenrobot Retweeted Bog Witch Jules

      https://twitter.com/julesprom/status/1177788425379995650 …

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      Bog Witch Jules @julesprom
      I feel like we dont talk about this enough pic.twitter.com/QY1HAr9lIZ
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      4 replies 4 retweets 90 likes
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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 24 Oct 2019

      eigenrobot Retweeted Bad Legal Takes

      you kind of dont talk about this shit so blithely unless its standard operating procedurehttps://twitter.com/BadLegalTakes/status/1187389756293832704?s=19 …

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      Bad Legal Takes @BadLegalTakes
      pic.twitter.com/961UCxLzMy
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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Oct 2019

      eigenrobot Retweeted Joyce Alene

      cop science like bro science but for puttting people in jailhttps://twitter.com/JoyceWhiteVance/status/1188499047201591296?s=19 …

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      Joyce AleneVerified account @JoyceWhiteVance
      As a prosecutor, I was taught that when a witness looks down & to the right as they answer, it’s a signal they are not being truthful. https://twitter.com/FaceTheNation/status/1188468874611695623 …
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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 4 Nov 2019

      eigenrobot Retweeted name

      giving lots of power and no accountability to people has predictable resultshttps://twitter.com/georgelazenby/status/1191480452764327941?s=19 …

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      name @georgelazenby
      remember when the cops in Virginia were seriously going to inject a teen with viagra so they could make his dick hard enough to compare it with the one in his sexts, to see if he was being a pedophile to himself? and how it turned out that the cops were the pedophiles all along? pic.twitter.com/4A6efpyHPq
      3 replies 5 retweets 60 likes
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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 5 Nov 2019

      eigenrobot Retweeted

      here is a subthread collecting many merry instances of cops (Fed's) pushing vulnerable schizoids to say theyll blow things up and then jailing them forever https://twitter.com/Pug_Apu/status/1158567007794733057?s=19 …

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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 5 Dec 2019

      eigenrobot Retweeted Douglas Griffith

      has your local pd falsified evidence and fucked up a raid and left a couple dead the boy's in blue will be online calling that murdered couple, Dirtbagshttps://twitter.com/Griff3945/status/1202587878636867584?s=19 …

      eigenrobot added,

      Douglas Griffith @Griff3945
      Replying to @Trashman_79 @keribla @stjbs
      They are still dirtbags! Any other questions?
      2 replies 3 retweets 39 likes
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    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Dec 2019

      eigenrobot Retweeted The Notorious S.E.B.

      https://twitter.com/bigseb31213/status/1202759683691438080?s=19 …

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      The Notorious S.E.B. @bigseb31213
      The cops were using civilian cars, WITH PEOPLE IN THEM, for cover. They killed a hostage the robbers took, killed a random person in a car, and wounded multiple other bystanders It's a fucking UPS truck robbery in Miami, not Fallujah https://twitter.com/wsvn/status/1202719249879490561 …
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    9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Dec 2019

      eigenrobot Retweeted CJ Ciaramella

      Have you been accused of a crime? Perhaps you've just been murdered but that's inconvenient for the police because it's somehow bad optics? No sweat the police will leak information that makes you look bad to the press or perhaps just smear you openlyhttps://twitter.com/cjciaramella/status/1206577027660288002?s=19 …

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      CJ CiaramellaVerified account @cjciaramella
      One very cool thing about the NYPD and its unions is they have tight secrecy laws protecting their misconduct records, but they leak info on defendants, and in this case a crime victim, whenever it suits their agenda https://nypost.com/2019/12/15/tessa-majors-was-looking-to-buy-weed-before-her-murder-police-union-president-claims/ …
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      2 replies 5 retweets 48 likes
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    10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Jan 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted Blavity News

      this seems like a functional civil servicehttps://twitter.com/Blavity/status/1216049718163316736?s=19 …

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      Blavity NewsVerified account @Blavity
      A Texas police officer, who was fired for giving a sandwich full of feces to a homeless man, won his job back http://bit.ly/2Ty6YMi  pic.twitter.com/XWaq695D85
      3 replies 6 retweets 53 likes
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 5 Feb 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted Alex Tabarrok

      OI MATE WHERES YOUR TILE LAYING LOISENCEhttps://twitter.com/ATabarrok/status/1225283219966320640?s=19 …

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      Alex Tabarrok @ATabarrok
      What a jerk. No homeowner complained. These were "sting" operations that encouraged a house painter to also lay some tile and then arrested the handyperson for not having a tile laying occ. license. https://twitter.com/HCSOSheriff/status/1224710945911558147 …
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Feb 2020

          MOTHER FUCKING COPS every fucking time remember the polio vaccination thing in Pakistan godfuckingdammit just splutteringhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/02/28/coronavirus-meth-police-hoax/ …

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Mar 2020

          moar cop's ahoy are senior homes in your state permitting GAMBLING?? and not just blackjack and craps--CHARITY BINGO?!! and led for some reason(???) by a DRAG QUEEN?!! never fear cop's will clean up your town and make old ladies cryhttps://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/that-drag-queen-charity-bingo-is-so-dangerous-its-a-felony/ …

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        4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 May 2020

          eigenrobot Retweeted

          just fuck em https://twitter.com/AgoristMick/status/1258095702275526656?s=19 …

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        5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 7 May 2020

          eigenrobot Retweeted Andy McCarthy

          stares directly at camerahttps://twitter.com/AndrewCMcCarthy/status/1258154195104018432?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Andy McCarthyVerified account @AndrewCMcCarthy
          I actually wore a bandana covering my face, nose down, to go to the bank today. Whole time I'm thinking, 'I've convicted people on less evidence than this ...'
          3 replies 4 retweets 92 likes
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        6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Jul 2020

          eigenrobot Retweeted crypt

          broke: put trans people with birth sex in jail joke: put trans ppl with identified sex in jail Woke I Guess:https://twitter.com/nmgrm/status/1283451769301991425?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          crypt @nmgrm
          la county force fed a male teen in juvenile hall 30 doses of estradiol because he had moderately high tested t levels, and he grew breasts pic.twitter.com/CAGrZ1uQN8
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          12 replies 4 retweets 39 likes
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        7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 24 Jul 2020

          eigenrobot Retweeted New York Daily News

          worried about police reform reducing the rate at which cops murder guys selling loosies? BE AT EASE prosecutor's are cops toohttps://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/1286457767729991680?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          New York Daily NewsVerified account @NYDailyNews
          Cops shouldn’t fear accidentally breaking the city’s new anti-chokehold law because no city district attorney will prosecute them, the NYPD’s Chief of Department told a closed-door meeting of police brass. https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-nypd-chief-blows-up-says-cops-shouldnt-be-afraid-of-diaphragm-law-20200724-tu5pnvxggbftpceny2447k7hpi-story.html …
          2 replies 3 retweets 41 likes
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        8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Aug 2020

          eigenrobot Retweeted Siraj Hashmi

          I don't even have anything glib for this one Reported document leak describing the internal police gangs in LA Playful cliques like the Banditos and the Executioners, and one that allegedly requires breaking an inmate's bones for initiationhttps://twitter.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1291094965809033216?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Siraj HashmiVerified account @SirajAHashmi
          This story is bonkers. According to docs obtained by the LA Times, there are a handful of secret deputy groups operating inside the LA Sheriff's Dept, which conduct their business in violent, intimidating ways much like street gangs https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-08-04/sheriff-deputy-clique-payouts …
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          4 replies 5 retweets 51 likes
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        9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 30

          eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

          police are geniuses at deliberately and systematically working around the fourth amendment the private sector is happy to help (read up)https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1421192530918395907?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          eigenrobot @eigenrobot
          ha ha ha hope they never abuse this ha ha pic.twitter.com/rWpjsI3y1b
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          5 replies 6 retweets 52 likes
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        10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 5

          eigenrobot Retweeted Eric Nelson

          philly againhttps://twitter.com/literaryeric/status/1423294550999764992?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Eric Nelson @literaryeric
          Philly cops have been towing cars from legal spaces to illegal spaces, impounded the cars from the illegal spaces, and then trying to sell the cars at auction. https://www.inquirer.com/news/towing-philadelphia-parking-authority-nightmare-20210319.html …
          6 replies 4 retweets 44 likes
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        11. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 7

          eigenrobot Retweeted Rob Romano

          https://twitter.com/2Aupdates/status/1423877545095749634?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Rob Romano @2Aupdates
          Flashback to that time when ATF agents arrested a mentally disabled man after they paid him to get a neck tattoo of a logo for a store that doesn't exist: https://archive.jsonline.com/watchdog/watchdogreports/atf-uses-rogue-tactics-in-storefront-stings-across-the-nation-b99146765z1-234916641.html … pic.twitter.com/dYU6nxyFRK
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          5 replies 3 retweets 49 likes
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        12. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 22

          eigenrobot Retweeted Benjamin Ross

          cop steals identity of citizen, hijinks ensue ht @NLRG_ @orb_net thanks i guesshttps://twitter.com/BenRossTransit/status/1429075562845376518?s=19 …

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          Benjamin Ross @BenRossTransit
          Amazing story. Head of Colorado police union uses recovered stolen plates for personal driving on toll road. Toll authority sends theft victim $1600 in toll bills & state won't let her register new car because they're unpaid https://gazette.com/premium/police-leave-disabled-colorado-woman-with-nearly-1-600-toll-bill-after-using-her-stolen/article_933f4010-013e-11ec-8a0b-93ae7696809a.html …
          3 replies 5 retweets 46 likes
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        13. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 4

          eigenrobot Retweeted Joshua Erlich

          a smorgasbord of cops at workhttps://twitter.com/JoshuaErlich/status/1434161550085042176?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Joshua Erlich @JoshuaErlich
          my god, this week in the federal appellate courts pic.twitter.com/GMHoYZPteZ
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          4 replies 6 retweets 50 likes
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        14. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 1

          eigenrobot Retweeted Spike Cohen

          https://twitter.com/RealSpikeCohen/status/1443937783001894916?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Spike CohenVerified account @RealSpikeCohen
          This man's name is Marvin Guy. He has been in jail for 7 years, without trial, facing the death penalty, because he allegedly killed one of the home invaders who broke into his home and opened fire on him. Why? Because those home invaders were cops. pic.twitter.com/7XoO0FiMWt
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          7 replies 4 retweets 49 likes
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        15. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 8

          eigenrobot Retweeted Ken Armstrong

          thread about how one jurisdiction runs its juvenile operation. banal evilhttps://twitter.com/bykenarmstrong/status/1446505198516535297 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Ken ArmstrongVerified account @bykenarmstrong
          Three police officers went to an *elementary* school in Tennessee & arrested four Black girls. One girl fell to her knees. Another threw up. Police handcuffed the youngest, an 8 yo with pigtails. Their supposed crime? Watching some boys fight — and not stopping them. (THREAD)
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          8 replies 3 retweets 43 likes
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        16. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Nov 12

          eigenrobot Retweeted Daniel Radosh

          been a while with no Cop's update'shttps://twitter.com/danielradosh/status/1458788255323893763?t=zQ7NM0YFZbDQS2JOU_gv5Q&s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Daniel Radosh @danielradosh
          You have to get four paragraphs into this story to learn that the girl was shot by a cop who panicked and fired into a random car a block away from where the teenagers were https://www.inquirer.com/news/angelo-ford-hasein-strand-fanta-bility-shooting-arrest-20211110.html … pic.twitter.com/zihv8Ocv88
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