when I lived w @liminal_warmth the girl across the hall was trying to sleep with everyone in our circle
she invited me over while she was getting ready for something and sat on the couch next to me and showed me a book about Brett Favre and I had no idea why she thought I cared https://twitter.com/gaitanalyst/status/1224855545510858752 …
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in my senior year of HS i was ""dating""" a college freshman and had never gone past first base she invited me over to her dorm and we just made out for two hours didnt even occur to me that she wanted to fuck
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Replying to @eigenrobot
STOP SPYING ON ME!!!...seriously, this is me up through age 25, er, almost 30.
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Replying to @ElamBend @eigenrobot
Even when something did happen I'd so botch the follow through I'd be left wondering what happened.
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Replying to @Astonishng_Hero @eigenrobot
OMG. I know this feeling. I did shit like this. I remember talking to this dude and this girl was staring at me, really eyeing me, then googly eye staring at me and waving. Couldn't. Break. Off. Conversation. WTF was wrong with me.
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did they hire you
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