when I lived w @liminal_warmth the girl across the hall was trying to sleep with everyone in our circle
she invited me over while she was getting ready for something and sat on the couch next to me and showed me a book about Brett Favre and I had no idea why she thought I cared https://twitter.com/gaitanalyst/status/1224855545510858752 …
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in my senior year of HS i was ""dating""" a college freshman and had never gone past first base she invited me over to her dorm and we just made out for two hours didnt even occur to me that she wanted to fuck
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i got better later
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Replying to @eigenrobot
I once had a girl boss who would give me a ride home after work and then ask me what kind of porn I liked which escalated to her buying dirty magazines and pointing out stuff and asking me if it made me horny. I thought she was just really curious.
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