when I lived w @liminal_warmth the girl across the hall was trying to sleep with everyone in our circle
she invited me over while she was getting ready for something and sat on the couch next to me and showed me a book about Brett Favre and I had no idea why she thought I cared https://twitter.com/gaitanalyst/status/1224855545510858752 …
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everyone feeling sad about how you didnt know what to do might feel better (or worse) if you consider how hard you were inadvertently flexing on them
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STOP SPYING ON ME!!!...seriously, this is me up through age 25, er, almost 30.
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Even when something did happen I'd so botch the follow through I'd be left wondering what happened.
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King shit
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it was unpleasant but I think it was worse for her, psychologically if nothing else, she definitely dumped me after this
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Can't help but wonder how many other dudes are going to have this same story. Man, we're so dumb.
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Had the hottest girl in my uni come back to my dorm room. She asked to see my bed, i cooked her chicken piccata and tried to find out what exactly a communication degree entailed
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