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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 30 Jan 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @MorlockP

      so I outlined the rules for property claims in small claims court, why I would likely succeed in my claim if I filed (noting the email that she had just sent me wherein she acknowledged having my property), and speculated re consequences of a lawsuit for her immigration status

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    2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 30 Jan 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      killer I love this when I bought the house from horse bitch, a few months later there was some unpleasantness (she wanted things that had been conveyed in the sale months earlier) ...and threatened that she'd not certify / convey a 40 acre parcel I'd bought >>>

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    3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 30 Jan 2020
      Replying to @MorlockP @eigenrobot

      and I thanked her for putting her blackmail threat / fraud scheme in writing

      1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 30 Jan 2020
      Replying to @MorlockP

      why do people do this and in writing! 😂

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    5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 30 Jan 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      I moved to NH and vowed "I will get along well with everyone. I will bend over backwards to fit in with neighbors." ...and then next 6 years has had once case, every ~2 years, of someone being batshit crazy and doing insane stuff and I bend over backwards, and yet I'm still bad

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    6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 30 Jan 2020
      Replying to @MorlockP @eigenrobot

      1) horse bitch * stole the towel racks between the walk through and the closing * came back after closing and unscrewed / stole hardware out of the barn * 4 months later screamed and yelled at me for not giving her an old wooden plow she'd left behind and never once asked after

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    7. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 30 Jan 2020
      Replying to @MorlockP @eigenrobot

      2) way back south east neighbor screamed at me for walking on my own land "YOU'D BETTER NOT BE ON MY LAND" no, sir, I'm not later turns out that he has a tree stand on my land, and then his cow escaped so he just pastured it in my field for a week, eating pasture w $ value >>>

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    8. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 30 Jan 2020
      Replying to @MorlockP @eigenrobot

      ...and was in no big rush to get it out. I had to press the issue, he finally took the cow home. A week later, it was back, and he pastured it on my land again for several days.

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    9. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 30 Jan 2020
      Replying to @MorlockP @eigenrobot

      and then of course 3) zoning setback issue, where the law is clear, I told the neighbor before construction started, I offered him cash to stop, and he screamed F bombs at me for 15 minutes because "I am !@# ing him in the ass"

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    10. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 30 Jan 2020
      Replying to @MorlockP @eigenrobot

      and ... I know that I'm kind of cold and too rational, but ALSO I've been very polite, and asked people nicely to just respect the law / my property rights, and somehow I come out of it as the bad guy, and I fear that the whisper network now has me pegged as "that big !@# hole"

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 30 Jan 2020
      Replying to @MorlockP

      I wonder how much of it is just people are nuts everywhere I dread having to deal with an HOA someday

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        2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 30 Jan 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          > HOA noooooooooooooooo you and @selentelechia as farm neighbors pleeasssssssssssse

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        3. ☉rthonormalist‏ @orthonormalist 30 Jan 2020
          Replying to @MorlockP @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          Yo don't steal my neighbors

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        1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 30 Jan 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          > nuts Kegan 2 Rules Everything Around Me

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        2. James‏ @ztnra 30 Jan 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @MorlockP

          I was on the board of my HOA. The petty power that comes with it does not justify the headache from the four residents that always show up. I stayed on the board for a couple years after moving out of state because no one would run and there would be no quorum.

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        3. James‏ @ztnra 30 Jan 2020
          Replying to @ztnra @eigenrobot @MorlockP

          I voted against a resident's interest and he said it was inappropriate to have a board member living out of state. I redacted in real time, because politeness is good.

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        2. tim nutt‏ @twnutt 30 Jan 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @MorlockP

          when you need help dealing with an HOA, I have some Tips

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        3. Christopher Smith‏ @chrylis 19 Jun 2020
          Replying to @twnutt @eigenrobot @MorlockP

          semi-jacketed soft tips?

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        1. Not Bill Clinton (I Feel/Your Pain)‏ @notPotus42 30 Jan 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @MorlockP

          Avoid HOAs. No matter where you live, it’s possible.

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        1. bs‏ @bsmant 30 Jan 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @MorlockP

          Stay FAR away from HOAs, lots of cost (both monetary and loss of rights), low or negative value.

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        1. Lumifer‏ @lumiferrous 30 Jan 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @MorlockP

          HOAs are one of those JUST SAY NO things.

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