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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 30 Jan 2020

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 30 Jan 2020

      i met a woman like her as an undergrad long story short nearly got her expelled for fraud and successfully compelled her to return my property under threat of a lawsuit just beware ig the Karen is a universal human archetype

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    3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 30 Jan 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      need to hear the long version of that story

      1 reply 0 retweets 25 likes
    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 30 Jan 2020
      Replying to @MorlockP

      baaaaasically she was in my program, probably had a crush on me (?), I lent her a couple of books, never really heard from her again next year was studying in a public location, heard her and a table of her friends discussing their plans to steal an exam for . . .

      1 reply 0 retweets 40 likes
    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 30 Jan 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @MorlockP

      . . . an organic chemistry course They were all premed I resented this and let sent the professor an email, no names just what the scheme was I guess he went absolutely apeshit This was also a reminder for me to get my books back so I sent her an email abt that

      2 replies 0 retweets 40 likes
    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 30 Jan 2020
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      she replied saying she'd figured out that I'd tipped him off (somehow?) and she would be keeping the books as "spoils of war"

      3 replies 0 retweets 49 likes
    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 30 Jan 2020
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      so I outlined the rules for property claims in small claims court, why I would likely succeed in my claim if I filed (noting the email that she had just sent me wherein she acknowledged having my property), and speculated re consequences of a lawsuit for her immigration status

      4 replies 1 retweet 72 likes
    8. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 30 Jan 2020
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      killer I love this when I bought the house from horse bitch, a few months later there was some unpleasantness (she wanted things that had been conveyed in the sale months earlier) ...and threatened that she'd not certify / convey a 40 acre parcel I'd bought >>>

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    9. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 30 Jan 2020
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      and I thanked her for putting her blackmail threat / fraud scheme in writing

      1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 30 Jan 2020
      Replying to @MorlockP

      why do people do this and in writing! 😂

      10:31 AM - 30 Jan 2020
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        2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 30 Jan 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I moved to NH and vowed "I will get along well with everyone. I will bend over backwards to fit in with neighbors." ...and then next 6 years has had once case, every ~2 years, of someone being batshit crazy and doing insane stuff and I bend over backwards, and yet I'm still bad

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        3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 30 Jan 2020
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          1) horse bitch * stole the towel racks between the walk through and the closing * came back after closing and unscrewed / stole hardware out of the barn * 4 months later screamed and yelled at me for not giving her an old wooden plow she'd left behind and never once asked after

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