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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jan 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted roon ( 🔄,  🔄)

      if you dont believe this maybe yuo dont believe prisons are about rehabilitationhttps://twitter.com/tszzl/status/1222244296541126658 …

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      roon ( 🔄,  🔄) @tszzl
      private prison contracts should be written with incentive shaping in mind. A simple one would include clauses like being forced to take ex prisoners back in for free in case of recidivism. prisoners should also be able to choose which prison they want to go to
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jan 2020

      broke: school choice woke: prison choice unironically our richest felons get the best prisons why shouldnt our poorest have the same options

      6 replies 8 retweets 67 likes
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jan 2020

      soon rich felons will be building and paying for ever more exclusive prisons rather than abolishing prisons, the left will pivot to insist that poor felons be bused to rich prisons to integrate them

      11:59 AM - 28 Jan 2020
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jan 2020

          the year is 2061 a stint in an exclusive prison is de facto required for employment in most upper middle class roles and all members of the supreme Court have served a term in an exclusive virgin islands penitentiary

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jan 2020

          President August Zuckerberg has ridden to office by promising free universal prison to all Americans

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        4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jan 2020

          felon voting rights has taken on a new meaning as only felons are eligible to vote minorities are outraged at disparities in rates in prison acceptance and insist that more historically-unrepresented persons be admitted to long terms

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        5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jan 2020

          Jewish and Asian parents are delighted when their children are sentenced to twenty years for tax fraud at eighteen Prosecutors become the new most powerful local officials on the strength of their prosecutorial discretion. the rich and powerful pull strings for heavy sentencing

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        6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jan 2020

          By 2070, credential acceleration has taken a toll on the prestige of a prison term. New crimes are invented daily to send more and more people to prison but they're not respected like the old crimes Laws say they're the same but everyone knows Everyone knows

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        7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jan 2020

          Ok everyone go back to work now

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        8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jan 2020

          forgot to talk about the unprisoning movement some people opt to be locked in castle towers or oubliettes or sent to Australia as "traditional" imprisonment most look on this as abberant and worry about how such non-traditional prisoners are socialized

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