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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 29 Apr 2019

      kind of interesting like every member of a set is morally equivalent to every other member of the set people who support a minimum wage are morally the same as tankies, 80 year olds who get uneasy when they hear foreign languages are the same as white supremacists, etc etcpic.twitter.com/LVXZb1NNKl

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 29 Apr 2019

      lotta modern politics on every side is just redrawing circles to get people clumped in with the worst other people

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 29 Apr 2019

      but it must be a broader impulse, like vanishingly few people are pro-slavery and NAMBLA is Not Super Popular just like a moral yuck field to be deployed to deplete someones status PROBABLY the floor is clean but you cant be too careful

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 29 Apr 2019

      eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

      related theoryhttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1035932709900693505 …

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      Replying to @danlistensto
      all bad things are the same bad thing
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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 29 Apr 2019

      being bad its the same thing as the other theory

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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 29 Apr 2019

      i think what it boils down to is that humans are just terrified of being in a losing coalition and you see it everywhere when youve had some weed

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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 29 Apr 2019

      here's a fun one that used to be big 15 years ago "x is a terrorist" thought of this when I just was independently considering the fact that strictly speaking Sonic is a terrorist

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    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 29 Apr 2019

      purity ethics are kind of interesting most people love their cats and will go to great lengths to keep them healthy by this we identify one Purity doubt people would let their pets eat off the floor if they really believed it was harmful to eat floor food

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    9. St. Rev, Former PhD  ☯️ 🏴 😻‏ @St_Rev 7 May 2019
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      Well Actually Cats are carnivores with much shorter digestive tracts than humans. They're less vulnerable to a lot of kinds of food poisoning because they pass stuff much faster. Also they lick their own buttholes.

      2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
    10. St. Rev, Former PhD  ☯️ 🏴 😻‏ @St_Rev 21 Jan 2020
      Replying to @St_Rev @eigenrobot

      Came here to Well Actually this in 2020 and it turns out that I already did!

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Jan 2020
      Replying to @St_Rev

      your sainthood is well deserved!

      7:08 PM - 21 Jan 2020
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        1. Educated Kulak‏ @LiftWorkRepeat 21 Jan 2020
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          Evergreen.

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