good lord there are a bunch of squeaky midtwenties chicks at another table comparing how many times they've read the harry potter books
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woah bars are so much more fun with a ring on my finger I can just be weird and blow off anyone trying to hit on me with zero ambiguity
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sigh normie chick thinks people who count calories and protein for fitness reasons have "disordered eating habits"
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all in all a very nice evening everyone was very sweet and good sports I was experimenting a bit with being more "obnoxious" than my usual and it turns out this wasn't really obnoxious
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Replying to @selentelechia
We should be closer friends I appreciate your crow eugenics plan
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Replying to @liminal_warmth @selentelechia
are we talking regular crows or new caledonian crows i'd like ravens since they can talk
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Replying to @halvorz @liminal_warmth
there is a raven at Knaresborough castle in britain who was such a dick to tourists that they issued her an Antisocial Behavior Order (commonly issued to young delinquents) (look for Izzie in the raven intros) https://knaresboroughcastleravens.webs.com/
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she started divebombing tourists and shouting obscenities feigning distress so she could steal their shit when they rushed over to help "she is now using anglo saxon in her speech which is not really appropriate with so many young children around."
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Replying to @selentelechia @liminal_warmth
you were brought up as a good norman raven how did it come to this
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corvids! big ones! learning about these made me smile, always wanna befriend crows
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Replying to @eigenrobot @mauve_sky and
CAW CAW CAW new friends I fed todaypic.twitter.com/CrU6EmfGXF
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