After years of observation and study, I've concluded that the typical straight male goes through much — if not all — of his life quite deeply confused about why any woman would like *him* or the things he would like to do with and/or to her
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we really are
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not me. I am a lion, glorious and majestic. until I open my mouth and loose my nasal voice, which is why I am silent on all of my first dates ... I am a goose with a lion's mane, glorious and majestic
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