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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Jan 2020

    eigenrobot Retweeted Dr Kim Alexander  🏳️‍🌈

    im not convinced those arent the same thing tbhhttps://twitter.com/drkimalexander/status/1217416984381591554 …

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    Dr Kim Alexander  🏳️‍🌈 @drkimalexander
    Replying to @AmberBenson @cottoncandaddy
    My ex, who is a surgeon, brought home zucchini instead of cucumber MULTIPLE TIMES.
    12:06 AM - 16 Jan 2020
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      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Jan 2020

        these still sound fake but I learned the word cucumiform so well call it even

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      2. golden phantom (50(1 + sqrt(5))/100)‏ @realjdburn 16 Jan 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        he's asking for it @selentelechia

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Jan 2020
        Replying to @realjdburn @selentelechia

        I mean I dont like either of them

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Jan 2020
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        yeah or upmarketting

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      2. Font of Argh (the coolest)‏ @MeFromBefore 16 Jan 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        idk if robots have tastebuds but if you do they have led a deprived existence

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Jan 2020
        Replying to @MeFromBefore

        no ive tried these things and despise them why would I hurt myself

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      1. Vesuvius‏ @HireVesuvius 16 Jan 2020
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        Cucumbers are for putting in water and on people's eyes. Zucchinis are for cooking and eating.

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      1. Orbital Snark Platform‏ @MoonstruckTwolf 16 Jan 2020
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        They taste so different

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      2. golden phantom (50(1 + sqrt(5))/100)‏ @realjdburn 16 Jan 2020
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        taxonomy is in crisis, who knows what anything is anymore https://twitter.com/ProperOpinion/status/1217670942207434753?s=19 …

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      3. golden phantom (50(1 + sqrt(5))/100)‏ @realjdburn 16 Jan 2020
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        sigh https://twitter.com/ProperOpinion/status/1217500226002526208?s=19 …

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