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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Jan 2020

      wait is this it hahahahaha what the fuckpic.twitter.com/Ox6uHg7iRG

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Jan 2020

      shit tests are good, and easy to win! holy shit people get MAD about this? dont get MAD Git Gud

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Jan 2020

      "shit tests" are OPPORTUNITIES to flex your charm "Ahaha someone is putting me in a bind! Let me break out a shit-eating grin, demonstrate that I could pass it if with flying colors if I chose, and then deliberately fail in the most dramatic way possible"

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Jan 2020

      idk do you have any thoughts on this important matter @selentelechia

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    5. bosco‏ @selentelechia 15 Jan 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      I don't think I ever do things I wouldn't otherwise do just to see if you "pass" unless I'm being playful :P I do pay attention to the way you react to what I say and do "shit test" seems to imply that it's not ordinary behavior but rather some kind of sub/conscious *setup*

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    6. zero hp LOVEcraft  🐬 🦃‏ @0x49fa98 15 Jan 2020
      Replying to @selentelechia @eigenrobot

      No you are overthinking it. This is not something a woman does consciously, we compare it to the male gaze. The woman makes a slightly unreasonable request, quite sincerely, and her attraction is calibrated based on your ability to say “no”.

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    7. zero hp LOVEcraft  🐬 🦃‏ @0x49fa98 15 Jan 2020
      Replying to @0x49fa98 @selentelechia @eigenrobot

      It is necessary to explain this in this way because the men who need to understand this dynamic are so autistic that they can’t understand without being told that you need to deny women their unreasonable requests as part of flirting

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    8. bosco‏ @selentelechia 15 Jan 2020
      Replying to @0x49fa98 @eigenrobot

      sure personally though I don't tend to make unreasonable requests I would feel awful if someone felt pressured into doing something they wouldn't otherwise do and besides the things eigen does/offers spontaneously are already far outside the range of things I could *ask* for

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    9. bosco‏ @selentelechia 15 Jan 2020
      Replying to @selentelechia @0x49fa98 @eigenrobot

      I guess I do make gentle, non-explicit bids to find the overlap of "things I want from him" and "things he'll do" but it's rather guess-culture-y and they still don't cross into "unreasonable" (I don't think? @eigenrobot?)

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    10. bosco‏ @selentelechia 15 Jan 2020
      Replying to @selentelechia @0x49fa98 @eigenrobot

      and this is distinct from a shit-test, I think "saying yes" isn't failing "saying no" isn't failing if yes: neat they can pick up on subtle cues! if no: fair enough! I didn't ask explicitly so I didn't expect to get it!

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Jan 2020
      Replying to @selentelechia @0x49fa98

      I think our communication is much more cooperative and less adversarial than the mode people seem to suggest when they discuss shit testing

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