not sure ive ever been shit tested
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i dont know what shit testing is
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wait is this it hahahahaha what the fuckpic.twitter.com/Ox6uHg7iRG
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shit tests are good, and easy to win! holy shit people get MAD about this? dont get MAD Git Gud
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"shit tests" are OPPORTUNITIES to flex your charm "Ahaha someone is putting me in a bind! Let me break out a shit-eating grin, demonstrate that I could pass it if with flying colors if I chose, and then deliberately fail in the most dramatic way possible"
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idk do you have any thoughts on this important matter
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Replying to @eigenrobot
I don't think I ever do things I wouldn't otherwise do just to see if you "pass" unless I'm being playful :P I do pay attention to the way you react to what I say and do "shit test" seems to imply that it's not ordinary behavior but rather some kind of sub/conscious *setup*
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Replying to @selentelechia @eigenrobot
No you are overthinking it. This is not something a woman does consciously, we compare it to the male gaze. The woman makes a slightly unreasonable request, quite sincerely, and her attraction is calibrated based on your ability to say “no”.
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It is necessary to explain this in this way because the men who need to understand this dynamic are so autistic that they can’t understand without being told that you need to deny women their unreasonable requests as part of flirting
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one way to get around this silliness is doing unreasonably obliging things only moreso when they're not expected so that people are afraid to even ask because they know the answer will be Yes and they'll have to deal with the consequences 
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