and like okay plenty of people are weird about vegetables but what's insane is I didn't NOTICE I knew something was *off* there did seem to be a rather large number of things that he disliked in food
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but he eats enough variety that if you think about it he had to have eaten a vegetable at least once in the last week right??? and once you get there you're already overthinking it unless you gave birth to or are planning to marry this man
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and he lifts so it's pretty normal to eat a plain diet during the week lots of protein
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and he'll eat my stews and soups that have carrots and onions and potatoes but lets be real if your mom asks if you've eaten a vegetable and you're like YEAH I HAD ONIONS AND POTATOES


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and each individual preference is so reasonable he doesn't expect me to cook for him and in fact he's overwhelmed whenever I do he isn't some stereotype of a manchild at all frequently dresses better than I do manages his life very well all by himself
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oh and get this in trying to ask for his dietary preferences he just said "oh I don't like cruciferous vegetables" which sounds 100% reasonable if you're just super into this guy and trying not to be weird or offputting anyways I was a victim of motivated ignorance here
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but you know what "cruciferous vegetable" includes? ALL. OF THEM
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fucking nice smart competent Midwestern boy who can quote Shakespeare and gets his clothes tailored it's a lie it's all a goddamn lie crafted over decades to conceal the fact that he has the dietary preferences of a fucking teenage mutant ninja turtle
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you want to talk about psychedelic insight well this is my psychedelic insight I'm going to have this man's children and try to figure out how to get them to eat a vegetable or at least TRY IT before being swayed by their father's barbarian habits
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