but you know what "cruciferous vegetable" includes? ALL. OF THEM
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fucking nice smart competent Midwestern boy who can quote Shakespeare and gets his clothes tailored it's a lie it's all a goddamn lie crafted over decades to conceal the fact that he has the dietary preferences of a fucking teenage mutant ninja turtle
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you want to talk about psychedelic insight well this is my psychedelic insight I'm going to have this man's children and try to figure out how to get them to eat a vegetable or at least TRY IT before being swayed by their father's barbarian habits
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fueled by the exasperated distress of a thousand grandmothers before me rn I don't even know why it seems so important to make people I love eat vegetables okay I KNOW all of the arguments I know the sad state of nutrition science I don't care
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I will not forcefeed my children if they don't like vegetables but I will worry and I have no idea why
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ok some of you are like "haha bachelor laziness/efficiency amirite" get it straight eigen is hiding his peas under his plate levels here
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I'll do it to be polite
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