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But this has been the last three hours of my life I love it so much I'm absolutely charmed to have a woman fretting about how on Earth she's going to feed our children and more or less waving a wooden spoon around in utter exasperation
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Ok LISTEN I will defend myself later I'm still on drug's but look I was going through some concessions because I want her to not worry "Let's mix a ton of spinach with eggs, I can choke that down" And she gets this absolutely piteous LOOK "But I want you to LIKE vegetables!"
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eat spinach
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yeah i ought to
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I wasn't even trying to con anyone! I'm just extremely polite to the point no one even notices when I have preferences
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Yep. And our partners are best friends, so now we will get yelled at in tandem.
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