I'm still going to marry him because good lord someone has to
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what I just spent the last two hours piecing together is this man doesn't eat vegetables
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and like okay plenty of people are weird about vegetables but what's insane is I didn't NOTICE I knew something was *off* there did seem to be a rather large number of things that he disliked in food
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but he eats enough variety that if you think about it he had to have eaten a vegetable at least once in the last week right??? and once you get there you're already overthinking it unless you gave birth to or are planning to marry this man
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and he lifts so it's pretty normal to eat a plain diet during the week lots of protein
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and he'll eat my stews and soups that have carrots and onions and potatoes but lets be real if your mom asks if you've eaten a vegetable and you're like YEAH I HAD ONIONS AND POTATOES


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Replying to @selentelechia
You know I have the same problem half the time right?
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I FORGOT I JUST DIDN'T QUESTION BECAUSE OF THE POWERLIFTING
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Replying to @selentelechia @eigenrobot
I just minimize food prep time. It's why the Mongolian at work is great. Dump a zillion veggies in.
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I love Mongolian!
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So much meat and noodle and onion
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