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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 9 Jan 2020

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    oh fine egg: half-dozen scrambled with 1/2 pound andouille steak: medium rare, best with black truffles milk: interracial, usually mixed with whey alcohol: Laphroaig neat or Armangnac warm beverage: free work shwag coffee aka frugal juicehttps://twitter.com/ninthhostage/status/1215291007316701185 …

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    egg: poached steak: medium rare milk: milk is for children alcohol: whiskey, red wine, lager, negroni warm beverage: black coffee, americano https://twitter.com/julesinmaryland/status/1215289180911108097 …
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      1. Imaginary Folklore‏ @imgfolklore 9 Jan 2020
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        look at this hipster

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      1. A gram of Gramsci‏ @a_thing_to_do 9 Jan 2020
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        This reads like one of the 3 wise men's shopping list.

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      1. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz 9 Jan 2020
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        mmm got to try thirty year armagnac recently its what i'd always imagined brandy should taste like, but never did

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      1. Dignambit‏ @David_o_Bedlam 9 Jan 2020
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        Egg: two over-medium on a slice of cheddar on a slice of toast, with Heinz beans & a rasher Steak: medium rare Milk: 1%, sparingly alcohol: Pilsner, rye, Montepulciano, Sancerre warm beverage: Cortado, PG Tips, or a green jasmine tea.

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      2. Dedicating Ruckus‏ @ded_ruckus 9 Jan 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        do I want to know what it means for milk to be interracial?

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 9 Jan 2020
        Replying to @ded_ruckus

        roughly 60/40 chocolate/whole

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      1.  ⚡️ Andrew So ⚡️‏ @AndrewDixonSo 9 Jan 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        oh fine egg: microwaved over leftover curry rice steak: medium rare, basted with butter and thyme milk: nope alcohol: it all tastes bad. White Claw least bad. warm beverage: black coffee. Tea if offered. Chamomile at night

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      1. KrashOmnis‏ @KrashOmnis 9 Jan 2020
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        I did not consider the andouille sausage in my own answer and am now experiencing deep regret accompanied by intense hunger.

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      2. shulgin‏ @ShulginsDaemon 9 Jan 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        > Laphroaig neat I see you’re a masochist

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 9 Jan 2020
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        I like drinking campfires and old leather

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