guess uh guess I'm getting an air quality meter
@selentelechia this is why we sleep with the door open!!https://twitter.com/qorprate/status/1215447451169165312 …
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Replying to @eigenrobot
but house fires idk after the fire safety unit in grade school I was basically convinced for 3 yrs that a house fire was inevitable I would get to sleep by reviewing our evacuation plan in my head and they said Door Closed
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Replying to @selentelechia
I won a city-wide Fire Safety Award for my fourth grade escape plan drawing!!! well be fine the vaulted ceiling will collect any smoke before it kills us
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Replying to @selentelechia @eigenrobot
compromise idea based on the photos you've posted: emergency zipline to lake
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Replying to @antirobust @selentelechia
we could just shimmy over to the neighbors along the balcony too
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