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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Jan 2020

    eigenrobot Retweeted Sara Schaefer

    japan has gone to war for lesshttps://twitter.com/saraschaefer1/status/1213862856912846848 …

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    Sara SchaeferVerified account @saraschaefer1
    Men, here’s why a bed frame matters. No bed frame means your mattress is on the floor. As movies have taught us, floor mattresses are for heroin use & prolonged torture. But also it reveals that you’ve never been in a relationship long enough for a woman to fix your entire life
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    • eris halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Xanopticon David Carroll Jack unique indemnifier golden phantom (50(1 + sqrt(5))/100) s̈́͋͝i̓̽̕m͌̈́̕o͌̔̀ǹ́̈́ m̈́͠o͑̐̈́o͆̈́͆n̈́̚͝ 🧮🏴‍☠️ oatmeal
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      2. Look up Knuffelberen‏ @poiThePoi 6 Jan 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Wait, why would you not have a bed frame when buying a bed frame gives you under-bed storage space? It solidly triplies the capacity of the average bedroom and it's like $40 for a metal one.

        3 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Jan 2020
        Replying to @poiThePoi

        one I thought this but now I have a small futon on tatami and it actually leaves more room for stuff because you don't have to leave a bunch of space to walk around

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Jan 2020
        Replying to @mauledbywolves

        right??

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      2. Dan listens to Grandpa Irvie's poetry‏ @danlistensto 6 Jan 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        futons are the exception here. futon frames are terrible and much worse than futon-on-floor. spring mattresses are supposed to have frames (and box springs!). spring mattress on the floor is bad.

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Jan 2020
        Replying to @danlistensto

        Who even buys spring mattresses anymore? My guest bed is a gel mattress on a slat frame

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      1. Jen Geacone-Cruz‏ @anomiseditrix 6 Jan 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        i love how someone was pointing out "mold growth" and i was like, "that's why it's usually not an issue in japan (an if it is then it's a matter of house hygiene)—where everything gets aired out and packed away every day and the floors are made for sitting/sleeping." *sigh*

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      1.  🦗New Free Soil Party‏ @FreeSoilAndrew 6 Jan 2020
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        Not many countries can say they are still ruled over by the grandson of an ally of Adolf Hitler

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      1. Bob Peterson‏ @rwpeterson 6 Jan 2020
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        tatami gang fold up 畳

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      1. DR_O_oDR                              ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @DRO_oDR 6 Jan 2020
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        Hm. I built my own bed frame from solid beech wood and I have curtains I sewed shorter. Didn't need a woman to fix this tho. What the fuck.pic.twitter.com/vJqnMKx4LD

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