you should've returned the compliment to maximize surrealism
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"I notice your criminal record shows excellent taste, Mr. Jones, formerly inmate #09465 of Dulles County. Sounds like you know how to ring in a memorable New Year."
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This is common practice among car dealers. They deal with so many what they refer to as roaches (ppl with shit credit) and they are excited by an up with the power to buy anything on the lot. All they have to do at that point is not fuck up.
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oh fascinating that had not occurred to me! thank you :)
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ooooh ok I get that
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I had a girl working as a sales clerk run my credit once and when she saw how much I was approved for on the store credit card application, she started coming on to me (aka “hitting” on me).
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