Heh 1. Falsely accused me of assault after I broke up with her . . . All the rest. The best of these was a girl allergic to cats. I adopted Penelope to make sure I wouldn't try to get back together with her It didn't work but I did end up with Penelope so call that a win
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realist, i'd say.
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Definitely!
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