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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 29 Dec 2019

    how fucked up is it that parents stereotypically fret about having the Sex Talk with kids but no ones ever awkard on teevee about the Death Talk

    12:07 AM - 29 Dec 2019
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 29 Dec 2019

        eigenrobot Retweeted absurdistfool

        oooh this is goodhttps://twitter.com/AbsurdistFool/status/1211272023449714688?s=19 …

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        absurdistfool @AbsurdistFool
        Replying to @bronzebarbarian @eigenrobot
        I think a good Death Talk is also a valuable Life Talk
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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 29 Dec 2019

        eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

        as usual Epicurus is edifyinghttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1056020935738765312?s=19 …

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        eigenrobot @eigenrobot
        "On his deathbed [Epicurus] found time to think of his friends: 'I write to you on this happy day which is the last of my life . . . [my] pains have reached the extreme point, but there is marshaled against them the delight of my mind in thinking over our talks together.'"
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      2. vector (wagmi)‏ @VectorOfBasis 29 Dec 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Oh yeah But Sex is related to Death

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 29 Dec 2019
        Replying to @VectorOfBasis

        goood ol Eros/Thanatos

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      1. Font of Argh (the coolest)‏ @MeFromBefore 29 Dec 2019
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        lol they just lie about heaven

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      2. Ourania, top retard² PhD‏ @ouranometrian 29 Dec 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Because everyone dies, not everyone does the Sex?

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 29 Dec 2019
        Replying to @ouranometrian

        all of your ancestor's did

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      1. Eugene Ipavec  ↙️ ↙️ ↙️‏ @EugeneIpavec 29 Dec 2019
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        It's a pre-internet legacy class issue. Nobody had to explain death because even free over-the-air TV was crawling with murders, but you had to pay for Cinemax to watch people fuck, so the poor had to give their kids the Talk

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 29 Dec 2019
        Replying to @bibliographing

        Yeah I considered that Hmm Also maybe about sex come to think of it

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