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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 24 Dec 2019

    eigenrobot Retweeted nicole loves harry

    the existence of an affordable Uber Copter is evidence of the divine power of capitalismhttps://twitter.com/nicoleej0hnson/status/1209194471553937411 …

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    nicole loves harry @nicoleej0hnson
    WHY THE FUCK IS THE UBER HELICOPTER THE CHEAPEST OPTION pic.twitter.com/sfemdDsoC0
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    • The Crypto Homeboy Johnny Plank Dave Reed Baptiste Mikaelian TheWolfofHuron Wajahat NAPitalism DIRTY DAN J.A. Sutherland SciFi Books
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      1. Hervey "Mark Mollineaux" Okkles  🦀 🚰‏ @bufordsharkley 24 Dec 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        If capitalism is really divine, it'd be able to transform a helicopter pipeline into a high-throughput conveyance

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      2. Look up Knuffelberen‏ @poiThePoi 24 Dec 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        It's only affordable compared to the utterly insane costs of DRIVING IN MANHATTAN. /This is Christmas Eve traffic.pic.twitter.com/rOkhCjGWEl

        2 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
      3. Recently Converted Ronanist‏ @Bugs_Meany 24 Dec 2019
        Replying to @poiThePoi @eigenrobot

        WSH ftw

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      1. Drew Posting His L's Online‏ @onefiftyfivemm 24 Dec 2019
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        USE THE COUPON AND GET TO THE CHOPPER

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      1. Robert Martinez‏ @elrobbb 24 Dec 2019
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        Blessed be the VC subsidy

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      2. BinaryFireball‏ @Binary_Fireball 24 Dec 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I mean... You chose the copter yea?

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 24 Dec 2019
        Replying to @Binary_Fireball

        If I ever get the option I absolutely will Haven't ubered in NYC since October 🤔

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      2. 六龙大君 Cultiral Literati (on the Jianghu scene)‏ @MencianLegalism 24 Dec 2019
        Replying to @aportinair @eigenrobot

        Pyres are sacred. They pyre of capitalism is the most sacred pyre of all

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      2. Charlie Copprell‏ @ccopprell 24 Dec 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        the helicopter ride is WAY cheaper than i would’ve guessed, even without the discount 👀 but the cars are way more expensive

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      3. Look up Knuffelberen‏ @poiThePoi 24 Dec 2019
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        In rush, it takes 3 hours to get from Manhattan to JFK. I'd bet that ride is ~1:20 based on the arrival times. What does a private car with driver one way(!) for 80 minutes cost? /The train is $20, the subway is $10.

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