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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Dec 2019

      reviewing an AITA post re a guy who found out a friend's girlfriend is cheating on him and being conflicted about telling him I too wouldnt know how to handle this SO If you want me to tell you if I somehow find out your SO is cheating on you, pre-register by liking this tweet

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Dec 2019

      if anyone is out there sweating "what does eigen know" MAYBE DONT CHEAT ON YOUR FUCKING BF/GF YOU ASS

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Dec 2019

      if you definitely DONT want someone to tell you if they find out your lovers cheating on you like this tweet

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Dec 2019

      Finally a Poll If someone figured out your SO were cheating on you would you want them to tell you?

      6:28 PM - 23 Dec 2019
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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Dec 2019

          maybe I should just code this up

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        2. Marco‏ @marcoJcosta 23 Dec 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I literally monkey-voted yes without putting on my game theory hat and now I'm not so sure

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        3. Byakkotacotaco‏ @RummaTumTums 23 Dec 2019
          Replying to @marcoJcosta @eigenrobot

          The (vestigial) evolutionary imperative here is that men are biologically opposed to raising offspring that aren't our own. The (better) biological imperative is over the increased risk of transmitted disease that could occur with promiscuity.

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        1. post malone ergo propter malone‏ @PropterMalone 23 Dec 2019
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          If they were 100% sure

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        2. eris‏ @erin_nerung 23 Dec 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          this counts as snitching

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Dec 2019
          Replying to @erin_nerung

          my friends can take Justice into their own hands

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 24 Dec 2019
          Replying to @st_boniface_axe

          I'm not sure I believe people 🤔

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