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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Dec 2019

      eigenrobot Retweeted alicetrijjet •commissions opened  💓

      this looks like something someone would make if they had never hung with a lesbian narrating her thought process as she swiped through @Tinder and @HerSocialApphttps://twitter.com/alicetrijjet/status/1206987393238208512 …

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      alicetrijjet •commissions opened  💓 @alicetrijjet
      a quick guide into a fetishization of women pic.twitter.com/78woPGsTEd
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    2. Dedicating Ruckus‏ @ded_ruckus 19 Dec 2019
      Replying to @eigenrobot @Tinder @HerSocialApp

      honestly it also looks like something someone would make if they were completely unfamiliar with men's psychology re: women

      2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Dec 2019
      Replying to @ded_ruckus @Tinder @HerSocialApp

      yes that is also true but i think my angle is funnier and harder to attack from the left

      1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
    4. レザロックス‏ @rezzealaux 19 Dec 2019
      Replying to @eigenrobot @ded_ruckus and

      "Harder to attack from the left" usually involves defending some future point the left will get to, so is usually a bad idea.

      3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
    5. レザロックス‏ @rezzealaux 19 Dec 2019
      Replying to @rezzealaux @eigenrobot and

      See also libertarians, 'I respect the right of gays to own guns to defend their property on which they grow marijuana' or something similar. Monkey's paw is a crutch concept for the real thing, but libertarians et. all can't conceive of even that. "How could this happen!?!"

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Dec 2019
      Replying to @rezzealaux @ded_ruckus and

      wait whats the problem

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    7. レザロックス‏ @rezzealaux 19 Dec 2019
      Replying to @eigenrobot @ded_ruckus and

      I'm using social landscape from 2008 because I don't pay attention. The core logic of the humor is "Here's all these things we don't like, once they face Natural Law everyone will realize We Were Right! Mwahaha!" The real result is bad people win means everyone eats shit.

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Dec 2019
      Replying to @rezzealaux @ded_ruckus and

      I am going to have my fun and you cant stop me

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    9. レザロックス‏ @rezzealaux 19 Dec 2019
      Replying to @eigenrobot @ded_ruckus and

      One that hasn't happened yet that was also funny in 2008 was 'Wow I wonder who's gonna win? The feminists or the muslims? They're both wrong obviously, so after they make up everything will go back to normal!` It is now appearing that the muslims will win.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Dec 2019
      Replying to @rezzealaux @ded_ruckus and

      things are better when you realize people dont actually believe in things

      12:53 PM - 19 Dec 2019
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        1. Christopher Smith‏ @chrylis 19 Dec 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot @rezzealaux and

          Doesn't matter if you believe in gravity or not, when diversity throws you off a mall balcony you're still going splat.

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        1. レザロックス‏ @rezzealaux 19 Dec 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot @ded_ruckus and

          I wonder if I tend to forget that because I believe that's worse.

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        2. レザロックス‏ @rezzealaux 1 Jan 2020
          Replying to @lagennagen @eigenrobot @ded_ruckus

          レザロックス Retweeted レザロックス

          Fires are 1 part spark and 99 parts fuel.https://twitter.com/rezzealaux/status/1008256054784753665 …

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          レザロックス @rezzealaux
          Replying to @SamoBurja
          I prefer "material" to "force". "Actor" to "force" removes intentionality, but "force" implies that it can still do something on its own accidentally every now and then because there's still movement in a singular direction (just the wrong direction). "Material" removes kinetics.
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