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    1.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds 18 Dec 2019

      increasingly aware of how fucked up it is when people try to command rather than communicate how did i not make this distinction before, why did it ever feel acceptable and normal

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    2. offline donkey from shrek 2‏ @choosy_mom 18 Dec 2019
      Replying to @goblinodds

      maybe because you spent your formative years being commanded to do all kinds of unpleasant things at school, which was a Totally Normal thing that all the other kids did as well

      2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
    3.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds 18 Dec 2019
      Replying to @choosy_mom

      yup, probably i'm only just realizing that some adults communicate this way with other adults and it's just baffling though, even if i pretend it's ok to treat kids that way

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 18 Dec 2019
      Replying to @goblinodds @choosy_mom

      I was walking to work by a construction site last week jaywalked into the street to get around it a Safety guy in his 60s wagged his finger at me and shouted "Noooooooooooo" and I wondered what planet he was from

      8:08 PM - 18 Dec 2019
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        2. レザロックス‏ @rezzealaux 18 Dec 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds @choosy_mom

          Many things attributed to personality or culture can be solved with access to better reference sets. Worst auto workforce in America turned into the best this way. Spoiler: Access to better reference sets is nontrivial. Internet generally does not do it.https://www.thisamericanlife.org/561/nummi-2015 

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        3. レザロックス‏ @rezzealaux 18 Dec 2019
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          People have told themselves that the sum of all of mankind's knowledge is now at their fingertips. Putting aside the matter of what exactly the google gods have to show you for the moment... ...this still requires you to conceive of the thing to look for. A nontrivial problem.
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