"I spent a lot of time with dick Turns out I wasn't that into it I mean it was FINE"
-
Show this thread
-
shes worried shes not good at messaging convos I suggested she Tweet more to git gud
4 replies 0 retweets 28 likesShow this thread -
.
@selentelechia on the scene offering advice about photo choice and optimal right swipe rates "I suggest the swimsuit to bias your results toward shallow women"1 reply 0 retweets 31 likesShow this thread -
wow she has real quality A-tier lesbian-bait photos she was holding back on shes really bad at this its kind of cute
2 replies 0 retweets 25 likesShow this thread -
This Tweet is unavailable.
-
Replying to @cromwell4ver
one shes in a trench coat and makeup and smoking a cigarette and holding a chainsaw
4 replies 0 retweets 9 likes -
-
seconded
1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes -
-
Replying to @eigenrobot
You revealed my secrets how dare you Still not the most embarrassing night ever by a wide margin I guess so
1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
Now I need to remember what the most embarrassing night was so I can twete that too
-
-
-
Replying to @liminal_warmth
mildly irritated to realize after much reflection that despite everything you somehow never actually ended up feeling embarrassed
1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes - Show replies
New conversation -
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.