my friends in town shes matching around on tinder (gay) im learning a lot about lesbians
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she says shes open to twitter people "if theyre hot" "this could possibly be the most embarrassing night of my life" believe me i am extremely happy to facilitate this potential outcome
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hot lesbians in ur area
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"I spent a lot of time with dick Turns out I wasn't that into it I mean it was FINE"
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shes worried shes not good at messaging convos I suggested she Tweet more to git gud
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Replying to @eigenrobot
Put "No endless tinder convos let's meet up and see if we're compatible" in your bio Great as a filter for people that don't know what they want and shortens your cycle length considerably
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I only had so many days to date and hookup, got to make everyone count. Also put "Looking to hookup" (or what you're looking for) as another great filter. "Here until Thursday" adds urgency, humans hate to lose opportunities and so this increases your opportunities to match
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you're amazing at this shes doing everything you tell her too which is incredible because I have convinced her to do literally nothing in the decade plus since we met
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