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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 17 Dec 2019

      its interesting when someone is mad at you and they try to get you Mad too but you dont and they just get madder

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 17 Dec 2019

      "DEFEND YOURSELF KNAVE" "eh I would prefer not two" "BLAAAAARRRFGGHHHHH"

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 17 Dec 2019

      letting someones elses anger be their problem is an incredible flex perhaps the only one

      12:25 AM - 17 Dec 2019
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      • decaf caesar literally lizard, seekmaking truthsenser j Dr. 𝕭𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖞 𝕾𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖊 Literally Sean Bannon Regina🎄⛄️ Charles Conor White-Sullivan 𐃏🇺🇸 Dan listens to Grandpa Irvie's poetry
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        2. Jesse Abraham Lucas  🐒 🔧‏ @JesseLucasSaga 17 Dec 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          calmness loses its edge when it's advertised

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 17 Dec 2019
          Replying to @JesseLucasSaga

          its even better that way even fewer comers

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        1. ConceptPtr‏ @ConceptPointer 17 Dec 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Curiosity was my catalyst for Be Really Fucking Nice

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        1. Joe, AsD, EDP‏ @joe_r_Odonnell 17 Dec 2019
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          Think i've mentioned this before, but when I worked in retail, whenever a customer was rude to me, I tried to find a way to do something nice for them. Give them matches if they bought cigs, etc. Just to get the dissonance clanging as they had to thank me for my kindness

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 17 Dec 2019

          💪💪💪💪💪

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        2. visa is stretching (hips)  🪔‏ @visakanv 17 Dec 2019
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          pic.twitter.com/WcP1EKoq3F

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 17 Dec 2019
          Replying to @visakanv

          😂 @selentelechia mentioned this earlier in passing thank you for delivering it directly

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        1. Lokinomics‏ @lokinomics 17 Dec 2019
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          Funny how it just goes back to ancient ideas so often :)

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        1. Dedicating Ruckus‏ @ded_ruckus 17 Dec 2019
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          closely related and also fun: if someone gets the impression you're Outgroup and rants their Ingroup talking points at you, just sincerely agree with everything they say (since most Ingroup talking points are reasonably non-objectionable)

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